A husband and wife (married some time) are driving down the road when the wife screams at her husband, “Slow down, the speed limit is 35!”. The husband screams back, “I’m not speeding”. Several minutes later the wife screams out again, “You just ran a red light!”. The husband (getting more angry) yells back, “The light was yellow, not red. Don’t tell me how to drive!”.
A few minutes later, the police stop the couple. The officer informs the husband that he was stopped for speeding. The wife exclaims “I told you that you were speeding”. The husband then tells her (under his breath) to “Shut up”, and is getting angrier by the minute. The officer asks the husband if he is aware that he also ran a red light. The wife then says “I told you the light was red!”. The husband then screams (even louder) at his wife to shut up again.
The officer then (concerned for the wife’s safety) asks the wife if her husband always treats her this way. She then tells the officer, “No, he only acts like this when he is drunk!”